we ghostwite funny lines, but WILL ghost you don’t like it.
We write funny shit for founders.
Content for founders who’ve been through 4 pivots, 2 cofounder betrayals, and 1 ayahuasca ceremony.
We write dangerously funny content for B2B founders — the kind that makes VCs chuckle, CMOs sweat, and your ICP hit ‘reply’ just to ask “who the hell wrote this?”
Yes we monetize that shit.
Like Elon, but Funny.
LinkedIn Posts That Actually Get Comments (not pity likes)
Your “insights” aren’t landing. We’ll weaponize satire to make sure they do.
Cold Email Copy That’s Funny, Not Felony-Level Spam
We’ll have your prospects laughing and booking — before their morning espresso.
Landing Pages That Punch (Not Nap)
Because no one’s ever said “wow, that pricing page really moved me.”
Scripts for Skits, Reels, and Shorts
Founder memes? CEO meltdown dramatizations? B2B influencer spoofs? We got range.
Most of this site was built on GPT.
Thanks Sam